“Born-agains say I don’t believe in Jesus,so I’ll go to hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I’ll go to hell. Catholics say I don’t believe in the pope, I’ll go to hell. So any way you look at me, I’m in the shit.” “All men die, my friend. But Allah says it is what we do before we die that counts.” 假归假，妈妈的朋友还是看得很紧张